Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I know nothing about Ron Paul but I do love Harper's Index

When my New Yorker arrives the first thing I do, after checking out the title of the cover art, is read the comics. When Harper's arrives I read Harper's Index.

Read in Harper's Index, January 2008.

Amount that prostitutes at Nevada's BunnyRanch have contributed to Ron Paul, according to the brothel's owner: $15,000.

Number of customers who have gotten the two-for-one special by saying "I'm pimpin' for Paul": 58

Don't ya wanna know what the two-for-one special is?

And one more entry in the Index -

Ratio of the total square footage of the world's Wal-Marts to that of Manhattan: 9:7.

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